swag is for boys. class is for *spaghetti falls out of my pockets* fuck *slips in puddle of spaghetti* fuck *tries to stand and slips again, sending spaghetti flying everywhere* fuck
why did you have spaghetti in your pockets
well you see the reason is *slips in the spaghetti puddle again* fuck
yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post
yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy
LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.
wtf is wrong with this website
worship the fallen is wrong with this website
If corals get stressed they die. So if I was coral, I would be dead.
What do corals even get stressed about?
Oh look, it’s almost 3AM… guess it’s time to reaRrANGE MY ENTIRE ROOM AND WRITE A BOOK AND EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE AND DO LAUNDRY AND GO FOR A RUN AND WATCH 7 EPISODES OF EVERY SHOW EVER
my sister just got brand new $91 shoes and all i got was a bag of doritos
im guessing today was nacho day then
disclaimer: If any of the famous people I admire find this blog….I do really like and respect you but at the same time you’re really bangable so there’s that too.
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
some one photoshop taylor swift behind him please
WHAT IF SNAKES HAD TINY LITTLE ARMS AND LEGS OMFG
so apparently those are called lizards
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
Sweet Home Alabama (via naufragiataininimata)
When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.
is this what girls fucking think about
we get our period one a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN
Uh…. no actually. Can’t say that happens to me…
Hold on just a tick. Listen, I’m Jewish, so I’m perfectly capable of understanding that what he did was just…..well, there are no words for it. But let’s not round it up to simply Jews that got killed. It was six million people that died in those camps, not just Jews. Did you know that homosexuals were sent there, too? Yeah, I’m sure you did. They had to wear special little symbols on their clothes. Do you know what it was? It was a pink triangle.
It was six million PEOPLE.
But you let that roll over in your mind for a while and you are going to forever see this man as a monster, but that’s not what he was. He was someone who thought he was truly doing something right for his nation, no matter how shitty he was doing it. Believe me when I say that I don’t like him. I really don’t. My grandfather’s brothers died in those camps, and my grandfather escaped to Spain, then to Mexico. He was lucky.
This is not a monster holding hands with a little girl.
This is Adolf Hitler, a man, holding hands with a little girl.
Yeah. It’s fucking scary. It really is. Do you know why?
It’s because you’re seeing that he wasn’t, in fact, a monster. You’re seeing in this picture that he was a man. He was a man, and that’s really the saddest part of it all.
As a History major who specializes in the history of early modern Europe, I’ve studied a lot of dictators in detail, not just Hitler. The number one mistake anyone could ever make in history is making the assumption that only inhuman monsters are capable of doing terrible things.
Stop dehumanizing Hitler just so you can reassure yourself that “normal” humans aren’t capable of doing bad things. Hitler liked children and dogs, he was a vegetarian and he cried like a little boy when his mother died. I’m not saying he was a good, innocent person, but when you stop attributing human characteristics to historical figures like Hitler, it’s how you overlook people just like him in real life, and it’s how people like him end up back in power.
That’s the real truth: Human Beings are scarier than any ‘monsters’ out there because we’re all born blank slates and BECOME our legacy.
This is the best post I’ve seen in a while.
this is amazing!
I will reblog this forever. This picture is beautiful. Out of all of the other pictures on tumblr, this one has to be my top favorite. This is not scary, this is beautiful.
I adore this picture.